The Dark Lord’s Guide To Dating – And Other War Crimes

Beskrivelse

A darkly hilarious romantic fantasy about a villainous Dark Lord and his fierce bride who create the most unpredictable alliance in the realm. Chaos, magic, and unexpected feelings collide in this riotous tale.

A twisted love story where kidnapping leads to marriage, and marriage leads to an awkward but irresistible romance.

The first installment in a wildly funny dark romantasy series, this book follows the reluctant villain Kazimir Blackrose and the fiery Lady Arabella as they navigate their chaotic new life together. When Kazimir kidnaps Arabella and forces her into marriage, he expects a compliant wife-but instead, he gets a sharp-tongued woman ready to fight back.

Arabella, having spent her life treated like property, treats her abduction by the realm’s most feared villain as just another day. Determined to take control of her fate, she sets her own terms for the marriage. Kazimir, on the other hand, needs her heroic bloodline to secure ultimate power but quickly realizes that winning her over won’t be easy.

As his schemes unravel, Kazimir faces a challenge unlike any other: actually dating his wife. From magical training sessions and golfing with enemy eyeballs to disastrously funny romantic dinners, his attempts at villainous seduction keep missing the mark.

Amid magical mayhem, jealous exes, and explosive situations, the pair discover something far more daunting than war or catastrophe-they might just be falling for each other.